Jen lives in Seattle and likes to play games and then write about them. Her all time favorite games include the Mass Effect series, Dragon Age: Origins, The Witcher, World of Warcraft, and The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. She likes coffee and wine and tacos, but not all together because that would be gross. Cats are awesome.
The Sims 4: Get to Work is the newest expansion for this life sucking time draining reality ruining game. Naturally I have played as many hours as my body and mind would allow (this is way too many hours) and I have some things to say about the new features and additions.
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Hoo boy. It’s been awhile since we’ve posted a good TPAT and what better game to highlight than 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. Tash and Steen spent some time with Mr. Cent, who produced, directed, and starred in the game, and while it’s not the worst game ever made, there are definitely some highlights to enjoy. Video after the jump!
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Hooooo boy. Well. My my. Oh goodness, and other expressions of mild judgement. This TPAT has Tash and Steen playing Ride to Hell: Retribution and the thick layer of dust and grime isn’t the only thing that makes it gross and dirty.
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Witcher 3 DLC! Dragon Age Inquisition naughty bedroom talk! Call of Duty! Halo stuff! Exclamation points! Please stop me! This past week there was some big news so in case you missed it, we have you covered.
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You know what’s great? Bundle sales! You know what sucks? Getting a bunch of games in bundle sales that you never play! Due to my lack of proper time management and my wretched memory, the backlog of games in my possession that I have never even installed is pretty huge. So I’ve decided to buckle down and play every single one. First up is The Novelist.
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What is it like to watch someone slowly go mad over the course of a two hour gaming session? What kind of insidious creation could possibly induce the kind of unparallelled hysteria that threatens tears? I don’t want to spoil it for you or anything, but the answer is apparently the game Mindjack.
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“It’s just so…brown.” For this TPAT Tash and Christine visit the monochromatic land of Fallout, New Vegas style. This Vegas is far from the flashing lights and glitz of the one we all know. There are no Cher performances, but there is a roller coaster. Sadly, Tash did not get to ride it, which is really only one of her complaints about this one, which unfortunately ended up on the not so “treasure” side of “T.” Video after the jump.
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Uh oh. That sound you hear is the sound of Tash’s heart breaking because CD Projekt RED has just released an open letter announcing and detailing their reasoning for delaying the highly anticipated third installment of The Witcher series.
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This past weekend I played the Elder Scrolls Online on PC during their BETA event and am finally getting around to letting y’all know what I thought of it.
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Windborne is something I’ve been really excited about ever since I got to sit down and have a look at the most recent PAX Prime. Hidden Path Entertainment’s newest creative sandbox game is fun, pretty, and so adorable my head nearly exploded.
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