The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Killing Monsters Trailer
Geralt. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Way 1 is your gorgeously seductive voice. Way 2 is your incredibly luscious hair. Way 3 is the way you kill monsters with such grace and raw sexuality.
And monster killing you are doing in the latest trailer for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt released by CD Projekt RED. There’s also grace and sexuality, but I won’t focus on that else I’ll wander down a particular thought path that I will have great trouble extricating myself from.
Now usually, I’m no fan of CGI trailers. I want to see gameplay, none of this weird faux movie-stylised action. But for this trailer, I’ll make an exception, because holy toledo this is some good stuff.
I won’t spoil the trailer as it really needs to be watched in its sheer violent brutality. But I will say this – Geralt – just let me love you. Please.
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt releases in 2014. Hopefully at the beginning of the year, to assuage my lady hankerings for the White Wolf.