T.P.A.T. Highlights – Aliens: Colonial Marines
Tash and Christine are regular humanitarians. They play these games so you don’t have to. It’s a fun two and a half hours of god awful wretchedness featuring some great giveaways and a lot of hilarity. And also there are bad games. So many bad games.
Strap into your space ship, grab your motion sensor, and try not to get a giant egg shoved into your throat while we bring you the highlights of this fantastical turd.