Max Payne 3 Official Launch Trailer: Brood Forever


Max Payne 3 is out tomorrow, May 15th and just in case you missed it, here is the official launch trailer for the adventures of our favorite sourpuss. 

Max has got to be a real kick at parties.

“Hey Max, you wanna play Trivial Pursuit?”

“Nah, I’m just gonna stare out the window and hate stuff, maybe kill a guy.”

All that’s missing from this miasmic pit of despair that is this trailer is some statement about how everything sucks and nothing ever changes…. Oh.  Wait.  Please note the most tragic moment of the trailer at 1:20 when Max is sad because his broke his favorite brown party liquor glass.  Brooding aside, the game looks pretty rad.  See for yourself!

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Jen lives in Seattle and likes to play games and then write about them. Her all time favorite games include the Mass Effect series, Dragon Age: Origins, The Witcher, World of Warcraft, and The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. She likes coffee and wine and tacos, but not all together because that would be gross. Cats are awesome.

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