The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Killing Monsters Trailer

witcher-3-banner-1Geralt. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Way 1 is your gorgeously seductive voice. Way 2 is your incredibly luscious hair.  Way 3 is the way you kill monsters with such grace and raw sexuality.

And monster killing you are doing in the latest trailer for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt released by CD Projekt RED. There’s also grace and sexuality, but I won’t focus on that else I’ll wander down a particular thought path that I will have great trouble extricating myself from.

Now usually, I’m no fan of CGI trailers. I want to see gameplay, none of this weird faux movie-stylised action. But for this trailer, I’ll make an exception, because holy toledo this is some good stuff.

I won’t spoil the trailer as it really needs to be watched in its sheer violent brutality. But I will say this – Geralt – just let me love you. Please.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt releases in 2014. Hopefully at the beginning of the year, to assuage my lady hankerings for the White Wolf.

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Tash is a self-diagnosed gaming fanatic with a doctorate in Psychology. She's also a self-confessed Mass Effect fangirl and will likely talk your ears off if you ever get her started on the subject. A lover of all things RPG and adventure, she has more gamer related action figures and memorabilia than any 30 something year old professional has a right to own, and has spent more time than she’d like to admit to daydreaming about exactly what she would do should the Zombie Apocalypse actually happen.

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