Hoo boy. It’s been awhile since we’ve posted a good TPAT and what better game to highlight than 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. Tash and Steen spent some time with Mr. Cent, who produced, directed, and starred in the game, and while it’s not the worst game ever made, there are definitely some highlights to enjoy. Video after the jump!
Read more »What is it like to watch someone slowly go mad over the course of a two hour gaming session? What kind of insidious creation could possibly induce the kind of unparallelled hysteria that threatens tears? I don’t want to spoil it for you or anything, but the answer is apparently the game Mindjack.
Read more »“It’s just so…brown.” For this TPAT Tash and Christine visit the monochromatic land of Fallout, New Vegas style. This Vegas is far from the flashing lights and glitz of the one we all know. There are no Cher performances, but there is a roller coaster. Sadly, Tash did not get to ride it, which is really only one of her complaints about this one, which unfortunately ended up on the not so “treasure” side of “T.” Video after the jump.
Read more »Shiver me timbers! Fasten the main plank! Scribbob the kaboodlesen! I may not know anything about being a pirate, but I’m pretty sure the game Risen 2: Dark Waters doesn’t either. And that’s the latest TPAT stinker we have for you.
Read more »Bring out your brooding elves, no pants pirates, and dwarvish rogues with luxurious chest manes. It’s time for the Dragon Age 2 version of TPAT.
Read more »It’s time for another TPAT, and this time Tash and Christine play Remember Me, which ironically seemed to be completely forgotten about by most people about a week after it was released.
Read more »It’s time for another TPAT! This time Tash and Christine take on Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning while wearing party hats!
Read more »It’s time again for another TPAT, where Tash and Christine are taking on the testosterone fueled alien slaying too tight tank top laden Duke Nukem Forever.
Read more »This morning I awoke and saw a sign in my coffee cup. It was a sign that today would change my fate forever. You might think I’m crazy receiving messages from my coffee cup but that’s just how Deadly Premonition begins, and Tash and Christine sought out to play it for a good couple of hours on this edition of TPAT.
Read more »Tash and Christine are regular humanitarians. They play these games so you don’t have to. It’s a fun two and a half hours of god awful wretchedness featuring some great giveaways and a lot of hilarity. And also there are bad games. So many bad games. Strap into your space ship, grab your motion sensor, and try not to get a giant egg shoved into your throat while we bring you the highlights of this fantastical turd.
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