Joe was born in a time of war. A console war. Two electronic titans were locked in a heated battle for the living rooms of America. Which titans, you ask? Well, the Fairchild Channel F and the Atari 2600 of course. You see, Joe is old. So many of his favorite games tend to be on the older side as well. But that hasn’t stopped him from developing unhealthy obsessions with such modern franchises as Halo and Mass Effect. Just don’t tell him how long it’s been since the original Metroid was released. His aging heart can’t take the shock.
Welcome back to Trailerpalooza! EA followed Microsoft onto the main stage, and didn’t give the audience (or the poor, overworked writers) much time catch their breath. But they totally rocked, so it was worth it. Read on to see what was shown.
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The trumpets have sounded. The gates have opened. E3 is here, and so are the trailers. If you’d rather not sit through the awkward onstage patter, we’ve got all the good stuff right here. Read on to enter Trailerpalooza.
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Yesterday, in an attempt to quell the rumors swirling around their new console, Microsoft put out a series of FAQs designed to answer everyone’s questions regarding the Xbox One. They were less than successful. But fear not, for we have translated the FAQs so they’re easier to understand. Read on for the details.
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Hot on the heels of yesterday’s announcement of their Super Dangerous Wub Wub Edition, Volition has released a brand new trailer for Saints Row 4, and it’s the most dramatic Saints Row trailer we’ve ever seen. Read on to see it for yourself.
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Some fans laugh at standard editions. They scoff at special editions. They are the die-est of the diehard, and they only pre-order once the special-special-editions are announced. Saints Row diehards, your time is now. The SR4 Super Dangerous Wub Wub Edition has been unveiled. Read on for the details.
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After a long absence, Halo is making a return to the PC. Sort of. Microsoft has pulled back the curtain on a brand new Halo game, made exclusively for Windows 8 devices, and it looks pretty darned cool. So read on for all the details.
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It’s common industry knowledge that a new game ain’t nuthin until it’s got a live action trailer. Thankfully, the trailer for Remember Me has arrived, officially making the game sumthin. Read on to check it out.
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Did EA just do something nice? Did we all just fall into an alternate reality? The answer to the first question is yes. The answer to the second question is maybe, because all those online passes EA was forcing on us are disappearing. Seriously. Read on for the details.
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I keep getting this feeling like E3 2013 is gonna be sort of a big deal, you know? Ubisoft seems to agree, as they’ve announced the lineup for their big E3 press conference, and it reads like the menu of a five star restaurant. Read on for the details.
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Dual-wielding automatic shotguns confirmed! Two new gameplay videos for Wolfenstein: The New Order have been revealed, and they are full of the gritty, over-the-top action you’ve come to expect from the series. Read on to see them for yourself.
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